What Would Jane Do?

Grey hair, white hair,
Dyed hair, no hair,
Perms and buns
(Getting old looks fun)
The question though
Is which way will I go?
When I'm old (and grey? or white?)
And I'm shrinking out of sight
Will my follicles stand and fight
Or change their colour overnight?
Should I tamper, dye and pamper
Or will I be a happy camper?
Who to turn to for advice?
JASA answers in a trice:
'Before you choose your tresses' hue
Just ask yourself
What Would Jane Do?'