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By Shayne Gould
Published 1 January 2021
By fuck it’s a grouse night for driving my friend I’m northbound
on the Newell to Brisbane
I got a shiny big truck and I don’t give a rat’s arse if it ain’t
as big as another bloke’s truck
It’s got 22 wheels and a shitload of horsepower and they seem to
be fixin’ the roads a bit now
So give ‘em a go when they’re workin’ ya wanker they’re better than
they used to be
I got nowhere to go except where this rig takes me and all I
gotta do is get it there on time
and the rest of my time is my own as I roam the hyways of this
place I call my home and I’ve travelled its length and its
breadth plumbed its depth and the only this missing is you who
are you
And it’s a fuckin’ grouse day for a drive ya beautiful thing i
wish you were with me to see it
I need someone switched on and sexy like you I’m not really sure
why I just know I do and I’ve met a lot of nice ladies spent time
with a few
I’d love to spend some time with you
I’d love to spend some time loving you
And I’ve been driving round with my finger up me arse and my
brain in neutral for too long
I want you to put me in gear c’mon baby put me in gear let’s get
the fuck outta here