Diary of a Cat

My slave is officially LATE
3
Minutes
LATE

I have been sitting on the fence
At the end of my magnificent mansion
And still haven't heard the machine
They call a "bus" arrive...

The machine has arrived!
6
Minutes
LATE

As she opens the gate into my property
I tell her about her unpunctuality
By meowing unharmoniously at her
She responds by saying "I know, I know"

But she doesn't!
NOT
AT
ALL

As she plops her bag down
On my floor
I meow, so she picks me up
And places me on her warm, cosy bed

She walks away
So I meow
And meow
And meow

Until she comes back
And gives me the attention I love
My slave loves me
She pampers me perfectly

I can't wait until she is off from her
Tiring
Busy
Work

When we can sit together like two cats
And talk together like best friends
And play together like two crazy dogs
I love my slave.