I am only a silly little lobster

I’m on the critically endangered roster

Only 38 millimetres in height

And for my life, I shall only fight

 

My evil, evil foe

have stolen the entire show

smooth marron is their name

they have populated the land I claim

 

all alone I shall now sit 

it seems no one cares for me not one bit

three main pools left of me

It seems my life is not tax-free

 

the clock is ticking down and down

my population will not come around

I live in Margret River very close to you 

But right now you don’t know how to stop feeling blue

 

I can't live out of water for more than a week

Long cold nights all alone my problem is unique

How can you help me get out of this jam?

Don’t catch or eat me, pick up wood from my dam