How not to boil an egg

egg hash with kimchi juice (nb spoiler alert for season 8 of Law & Order: SVU)

1. get 2 big eggs from a carton with a photo of a dog on it, the dog’s name is Pope and the marketing would lead you to believe that Pope is the legal owner of the chicken farm, the chicken farm is in Goulburn, the dog is a wealthy land owner, the dog minds the chickens, the chickens revere the dog as some kind of big, white, benevolent god.

^{Footnote: this poem was created using the Between-the-action constraint as the starting point.}