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I was spreadeagled on the couch during the small business hour.

I was spreadeagled when stomachs were jiggling on screen,

when stairmasters and vibrating platforms were interrupting

channel 7’s investment updates, an assortment of skins and suits.

I was spreadeagled. And where were you?

^{Footnote: this poem was created using the Holding Patterns constraint as the starting point.}