In the event of apocalypse, remember TV
By Mitch McTaggart
Published 1 January 2021
There’s Australian TV content that you’ve never heard of
Sitting in archives
Collecting whatever the digital equivalent of dust is
Probably never to be watched again
But they’re there
Little pieces of ourselves
Not lost, but hiding
A snapshot of our culture, our spirit, and I assume, our casual sexism
An archive is only truly effective, or worth it
If humanity has the means to access it later
So 1000 years from now
Will we know what a DigiBeta tape is?
Will we understand wmv compression?
A lot of people don’t really understand it currently*
(*a little joke for video editors, there)
And obviously, I’m scared of nuclear war
Largely because it’ll also wipe out our TV history
And is Australian TV bomb proof?
Judging by 2006’s Let Loose Live - no
It’s fascinating which content makes it into eternal preservation
I’d like to meet the person who submitted
- as well as the archivist who accepted -
Alan Jones Live
A 1994 Channel 10 phone-in talkback show so bad
That the press noted it made SBS ratings look respectable
But old TV can reveal things, about us
Like how little we knew -
Endless ads for personal soaps in the 1960s
All praised the benefits of hexachlorophene
Then we discovered in the 70s that long term use
Might have caused some light brain damage
Oopsy
Conversely, old TV can show us how much we did know
But ignored -
Science and tech newsmagazine Beyond 2000
Did a climate crisis special
Highlighting all the same things we’re now debating, politicising
But in 1989
Mind you they did also say one day computers will have
More than a gigabyte of RAM
Which is not incorrect
But still
As time goes on
Older TV becomes a disjointed, surreal curiosity
Because we’re increasingly unmoored, untethered
From the world that birthed it
The topical satire of 1977’s The Naked Vicar Show
Is alien now
Or perhaps it’s just that comedy, and culture, inexorably evolves
Unlike Hey Hey It’s Saturday’s penchant for the word “poof”
So I hope that 2000 years from now
When the country is a desolate wasteland
Someone can access our television, warts and all
And come across Alan Jones Live
And even without all the context of 1994
They’re still able to say “Jesus, this show is rubbish”.
Fever dream before, or fever dream now? The TV is re-playing the show I thought my brain had invented. Write a poem on/from its set.
Mitch McTaggart
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