Detention

Why must you dress so differently from everyone else

There is no room here for those without credential

How dare you interlope without credential

What makes you so special

Who do you think you are

Why can’t you be less opaque

What do you mean you thought you were transparent

Why don’t you phone why don’t you send a Thank You

How do your words do what they do

Why do you insult us why require such effort 

Can’t you just tell a story

What do you mean this is not a straight path

What do you mean you won’t specify preference

We liked you better when you passed

We liked it better with articles and commas 

We prefer a happy ending

Why is all your work so dark

What do you mean darkness is no different from light

Can’t you please manage to be a little more symmetric

You need to have a couple things cut out

A thing or two inserted