Self portrait of the poet as his djungelskog
By Troy Wong
Published 8 August 2026
No formal diagnosis though we’re pretty sure.
Evident from age 18 months. Machine wash
40°C max, high function. Wash-tested but sensitive.
Embroidered eyes for rigorous contact.
Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron.
Do not dry clean. Air-dry away from indirect sun,
this soft boy dislikes ultraviolet rays. Take care
he doesn’t float away, as he may be lifted easily
by parakeets or day-flying moths, even
flopped and scooped upon a weft of air
by a single audacious current, a chocolate sponge
possessed by a poltergeist. Post-daybed sessions
lint-roll loose domestic shorthairs from his pelt,
let the cat make biscuits on his belly if it will.
Better the boulangerie of a feline than the plaything
of a sapien. Some have walloped him, left him
crumpled, bent-double by the sofa and continued
with their games. Others flexed a fleeting interest
before culling him like an opium farm,
a tall poppy. It’s an angular world
for an amorphous boy, a hard sell for a floofy
starburst to stay softer than his box. Big amygdala
for extended apprehension. Big belly full of secrets.
Supple boy to hug, again and again.
Write a portrait of yourself as an inanimate object.
Troy Wong
#30in30 writing prompt
Poetry is a reclamation of the voice. It is an assertion of the self and it is self-definition through defamiliarisation.