hundreds of thousands of tiny angry pebbles

everyone else’s favourite time of year. Not mine

ah chew ah chew ah chew they make my nose tremble.

hundreds of thousands of tiny angry pebbles

they come every year, it’s inevitable.

“Imagine being allergic to crustaceans while living on Christmas Island, must be sad.” Thanks, Einstein.

hundreds of thousands of tiny angry pebbles

everyone else’s favourite time of year. Not mine.