It will bite
It will scare
It will even pull your hair

Although it seems like a monster
Your love for him will grow stronger

He loves to kiss
He loves to bite
But overall he's very nice

He wants my hugs
He wants my food
But overall he's very cute

He loves his shoes
He loves to run
He thinks outside is so much fun

He takes up all the attention of the house
Even though he's slightly larger than a mouse

But I love him with all my heart
In return, he might give a little fart