Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
It was like Christmas in February.
Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
Today pigs will be put on whirligigs and be killed.

Family started gathering around to see the hound attack the pig.
Blood started flowing out of the pig’s head like a flood.
Family started gathering around to see the hound attack the pig.
I put an apple in the pig’s mouth and a pineapple on top.

Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
It was like Christmas in February.
Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
Today pigs will be put on whirligigs and be killed.

The pig wasn’t working out, so we had to do some reworking.
The piggy kept on burning in the oven, so we got some covens.
The pig wasn’t working out, so we had to do some reworking.
The covens were working their spells, but it didn’t work out.

Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
It was like Christmas in February.
Chinese New Year is for Sundays.
Today pigs will be put on whirligigs and be killed.

Everyone’s attitude started to drop because of the pig.
The family got a duck and started plucking off the feathers.
Everyone’s attitude started to drop because of the pig.
The duck tasted like a Gordon Ramsey 5-star meal.