Funny bunny

A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
My toy bunny’s chasing me.
It is pink, blue and red.
Now it’s sleeping in my bed.
Now I’m running for my life.
Because my bunny has a knife.

My bunny has a little nose.
Now she wants to pick a rose.
She has big, floppy ears.
Ready to get them pierced.
My bunny has tiny feet.
Carrots are what she likes to eat.

She is sometimes really scared.
Because of my big, fat bear.
She is my favourite toy.
But, no, she’s not a boy.

Now I hope you like my bunny.
I thought it was pretty funny.