I camouflage in my owners room

My favourite colour is green like the broom

The dog treats me like a peasant 

On Christmas I get a very bad present

 

I hide in my luxurious enclosure

What a pleasure!

My food looks UGLY

Even though I am puny and scaly

 

I’m known to be a small pest 

Well luck enough I am the best 

They do call me super gecko

When I breathe in his room out comes an echo