Hal

When you don’t bring me to bed at night,
I’m kind of, sort of, filled with fright

What you don’t realise is that I’m desperate to be real,
Not just a toy to touch and feel

But wait a minute… I’m not done,
Let me tell you, “You’re SUPER fun.”

You throw me at the green piggy clans,
To stop their evil, terrible plans

When I sleep in your bed I’m really glad,
With you and Jasper Creeper, I’m not sad.