Hi, my name is... Billie

Hello, my name is…
Oohh! Oohh! My family is home!
I run to them faster than a bullet.
My bent tail wagging back and forth faster than a cheetah chasing after its prey.
I follow them all the way to the door, hoping to sneak in when mum isn't looking.
Yesssss! Haha! She forgot I was here, I run inside like a dart
travelling at high speed towards its board. I get as far as the kitchen
before I am beckoned sternly back outside.
Now, my name…
Hello! Hello! Hello, can you hear me? Hello! Hello! It's another dog! Look!
I leap and bound like a crazy cricket right up to the fence
to greet him with a bark so loud all my neighbours know where I live. Bye now! Hey, I said bye! Bye!
Hello my…
Go away! Go away you stinky flying menace! This is my home not yours!
Buzz off! Go on, get out of here! Shoo! Go! Go! Gooooo! Get out of my house!
So where was I, um, oohh yeah, hi m…

Oohh! Oohh! Here she comes back outside. Yaayy! Oh… My… Gosh…
she has brought the delightfulness of food with her! It's about time too,
I am starving, It feels like I haven't eaten in days.
It's like heaven when I gobble up my dinner like it's my last meal
and then I dash to the front door and wait longingly to come into the warmth,
because I'm freezing my tail off out here. Let me In! I mourn,
hoping they’ll feel sorry for me and let me in, the sooner the better.
My name…

Yay! She finally opened the door and I can come in,
I run like a cheeky cheetah to all my master' bedrooms
before they can catch me, and look frantically for a loose sock.
Oohh! Yes! Bingo! There's one and I run back out into the living room before I get into trouble.
They try catch me but I'm too fast Haha! Haha! Aww, man she got me!
Hi, my name is B…
Oohh! My mat and the fire is blazing I run to call dibs on the first seat.
Wow! I'm tired I think I'll hit the hay, but before I go to sleep I'm just gonna say…
Hi, my name is Bil…
Actually I'd rather something a lot more comfortable.
I sneak carefully and quietly just like a mouse right into my mum's bedroom and leap,
like a jumping jelly-bean onto the fluffy white cloud in which they sleep in.
Now to make it my own, I leap and bound and dig and dive to get all the pillows
out of the way. Aaaahhhh, much better, much more comfortable.
Now before I get knocked out from how tired I am, I'd like to say…
Hi, my name is Billie,
and ssssshhhhhh, don’t tell anyone I'm in here!