I'm Bored

My life is painful and boring,
I get sat on for Hours upon Hours upon Hours,
My life is pointless and boring,
I have stains and smells like a Toddlers Shirt,
My life is Hard and boring,
I get left in a room for two weeks at a time,
My life is Annoying and Boring
I get Pushed around and picked up for no Good reason,
My life is tiring and Boring,
I creak and groan in the hope that he would get off me,
My life is boring
But.........I'm tired of being bored.

I'm bored.................
My only friend is a desk who Can't even move,
I'm still really bored..................
Sometimes I get this smelly old dog that just sits on me and barks,
I'm bored more now..................
My house is a room that I never ever leave,
Eh I give up on being bored,
I'm going to be sarcastic,
I'm so happy and I'm have the best time of my life,
No I'm not good at that,
I'm Bored of this