My Betsie PC (Lester)

Turning on the power switch
I know my Betsie will not glitch
As I watch the red fans whirl
I sit on my swivel chair and twirl

As my Betsie roars to life
I run into a spot of strife
I have no gaming snacks to eat
I grab my skittles and return to my seat

Now I have my gaming food
To the screen I shall remain glued
My mouse hovers above my favorite game
Knowing that it shall never get lame

As Battlefield 1 Beta launches itself
I grab down my headphones from a shelf
I place them snuggly upon my ears
I’ve readied myself for this moment for years

As I find the perfect match
I load up and run through a virtual hatch
Fixing my crosshairs across the map
I fire and end my enemies’ life in a snap.