My Black Chair

My black chair is as black as the whole wide universe.

It blends in the shadows in the night.
It's so stealthy, it can see black and white.

Shadows are everywhere when it's around bad guys.
It's so scary and creepy and so sneaky;
It can also be very freaky.
As small as a salamander striking.
As beautiful as a black jaguar biting.
My black chair.