I had a poor old chicken he was very dead
I took him to the butcher and he cut off his head
Later on that night I made a pie out of that poor old chicken
That chicken was very moist and almost finger licking
My chicken was from Australia an imaginary land
Called Planet Titan
One day he found his way onto a boat
And sailed to Japan where I found him
My most memorable moment was when we used to play in the chook yard