My Glasses

My glasses give me vision as sharp as an eagle
High definition comes into action
Sometimes my vision is so clear it should be illegal
They allow me to see the entire nation

Eggplant purple with a hint of sea green
Designed by the rich and famous Tommy Hilfiger
Since I use them all the time I’ve got to keep them clean
Unlike most glasses, mine do not make my eyes appear bigger

If it was possible my glasses would taste like Fiji water
Do you enjoy the smell of plastic glass? Well I do not
Just because you’re jealous of my glasses don’t be a hater
I would compare what it’s like to see without glasses but I forgot

My glasses are featherweight
Apart from a magnifying glass glasses are more practical
When I leave my glasses at home I come to school late
Yes they were quite expensive they cost more than a nickel