My Guinea Pig and Me

As brown as wood and as white as snow,
he eats too much but he's not slow!
Loves to play and lives lazily in a cage.
And gets his treatments every single day.
As brown as caramel chocolate and as white as a marshmallow.
Lives with scratchy hay in which he burrows.
Likes to hide when we play a funny game of cricket.
Loses himself in the hedge and we love to trick him.
Screams hungrily for food from my brother
While I pretend he's his father.
Used to have a wimpy brother named Tom.
But now he's sadly gone, Tom passed on.
He had a hairy girlfriend who was called Teena
but totally dumped her since she was a beaver.
He's one fat guinea pig I'll always carry
And that fat guinea pig's name is Jerry.