My Pet Monkey

I have a little monkey

My monkey's name is Joe Joe

He's braver than a billy goat

He's softer than a lamb

He's stronger than a rhino

He's wilder than a goose

He's bigger than a rabbit

And cooler than a moose

He's cuter than a kitten

He's slyer than a fox

He's just the best pet ever

I love my monkey

Monkey, monkey Joe-Joe

Why did you have to die

When you jumped in front of the milk truck

I screamed...

MOONNKKEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!

So then I got a donkey

Bye-bye monkey!