My dog is as sweet as sweet and sour sauce with chicken nuggets from maccas.

My dog is like a dinosaur jumping around everywhere.

My pug is like Usain Bolt running 10km in 5 minutes.

My pug is fluffier than a sheep that hasn't been shorn all his life.

My pug is cooler than the coolest cat in the neighborhood.

My pug is the most fabulous dog in the world