You weighed a ton,
But you were lots of fun.
You were like a man of steel
Because I know you ate oatmeal!
Also,
I know you didn’t like me-
Even though I made you heaps of tea.
You sat in your arm-chair,
Acting like you didn’t care.

But really,
You knew that you were gonna leave me soon.
Just like the man on the moon.
Except-
You’re actually up in heaven.
And yet-
You haven’t given me depression.
You’re my rock.