Nature Hater

I have never touched grass in my life

Being in nature puts me in strife

The beach with sand so gritty

I pity those who think it’s pretty

The forest with birds and trees

It is not the bees knees

I hate nature

I hate fresh air

You may say I’m a hater

But I think there’s nothing worse than nature

All the birds

All the bugs

Annoying flocks

Disgusting slugs

But maybe it’s just me

Because people love nature, you see

I may not like but I still think

We should save it before it’s gone in a blink