Parkour

I’m going to Movement.co to learn parkour.
When I perform, people scream encore!
When I get there, I don’t see Andre’s motorcycle.
All I see is gymnastic teacher Michael.

Gymnastics is boring.
I mays well be snoring.
In parkour, I can run.
I feel as free as the sun!

I’m doing gymnastics, it feels like a chore.
I don’t really want to do any more.
The trampoline goes boing.
The kids jump doing!

Gymnastics is boring.
I mays well be snoring.
In parkour, I can run.
I feel as free as the sun!

You don’t have to be fit.
It’s for Barbie dolls who do the splits.
It’s three fifths through the class.
We’re doing cartwheels on the grass.

Gymnastics is boring.
I mays well be snoring.
In parkour, I can run.
I feel as free as the sun!

I see a motorcycle come.
The man is chewing gum.
It’s parkour teacher Andre.
The kid’s shout hooray!

Gymnastics is boring.
I mays well be snoring.
In parkour, I can run.
I feel as free as the sun.