Richie is my favourite toy
because he is a boy
on a bike
wearing Nike.
Richie is special to me
and he is my key
to the future and beyond
so I say "Let's play ping pong
in Hong Kong!"

Wearing thongs Richie
flying on a pidgey
called Mickey
and she is pickey
and stickey
also kickey.

Richie is all of those things including chicky.
He is mucky and uses a pen,
so that is the end.