The Bizarre Jaguar
By Fletcher N
Published 4 August 2021
There once was a Jaguar
who was quite bizarre.
At the pub he sang a song
but it was boring and long.
The people did not like it
so they kicked him and his drum kit.
In the town he's most annoying by far
but in the jungle he's a super star.
Now you see him wearing thongs
up on a tower wacking a gong.
You will never see him sit
because he loves to keep fit.