There once was a Jaguar 
who was quite bizarre.
At the pub he sang a song
but it was boring and long.
The people did not like it 
so they kicked him and his drum kit.
In the town he's most annoying by far 
but in the jungle he's a super star.
Now you see him wearing thongs
up on a tower wacking a gong.
You will never see him sit 
because he loves to keep fit.