The Chair

Always looking, a master of disguise,
Looks like there's nothing there, but there is.
Sneaking towards you, but you never know
What a old and forgotten chair might do to you.

Its life is mysterious and unknown,
That no one else knows,
Standing there, mocking you,
The eerie and dormant chair.

Planning its next move,
evil and despicable.
The most worst object there is
and I'm sure you'll agree.

So here's my advice to you,
Please listen to this.
The first rule of living is
never turn back on a chair!