I tell you something strange.
Something for a change.
I’m not a cat. I’m a cricket bat
I’m as powerful as a fireball.
I’m just stronger than them all.
Would you like to hear my story?
My true time of glory?
You’re going to love it a lot. But I forgot.
Now I remember. I was a wooden member
Then I felt an axe go through me. It was stronger than a bee.
I was carved into a cricket bat.
Not a wooden cat.
I had stickers put on me.
I said “this is how I’ll be”.
I was transported to a shop.
On the trip, I saw a cop.
I was picked up by a boy.
It was my moment of joy.
That is the end of my story.
My true time of glory.