My football is round it's an oval shape,
It's bumpy it's grippy it's not so rough,
But I'll tell you what it is it's dragons they're tough, they are the best team going,
My football is luck,
You play a game I'll bet you a grand you'll win that game before you can stand,
You kick it, it curves it passes through the air,
With absolutely no care,
It swirls with its nose it goes through the post,
What a kick, leading the game,
Happy to say we feel no pain,
Good god guess what I've won the game.