The mystery machine

It's something many girls as much as boys admire.
It's a thing that has inspired a range of sleek attire
That flatters the figures of those who wear them
So, men don't object when we're bypassed by women.

And, like those faithful horses they cam to replace,
Some are made for work, others for speed and grace.
They even come in carbon fibre and every size and colour and shape.
It'll glide you along a boulevard or handle a bush escape.

They can show us many lessons about maths and physics too.
There's no fuel at all except the food that fuels you.
And, like a pet they respond to tender loving care,
So they are always ready to carry you anywhere.

Girls and boys believe me, it's more fun than a hike.
Don't be like Banjo's "Mulga Bill". Make good use of your bike.