This is the origin of the wombat 

It was a dark and stormy day 

Crack, thunder had struck 

But it had hit something odd 

A big fat potato was hucked

It grew legs arms and a chubby face 

Boom, the wombat was born and fell with grace

Hitting the ground like a punch to the face

He sniffed around trying to find something

But all it was a hole with some dumplings

He at the all but he was kind of lonely 

He wanted new friends not a bat or a tree