Wollie...Meh

His colour is a dark chocolate brown,
He’s royal, as if he could wear a crown.
His eyes are like diamonds, shining in the light,
He eats like a monster, especially at night!
His teeth are white, white as snow,
When he’s on the lead he’s quiet. Although,
When you take him off, he’s as mad as a hatter,
But his heart's full of love, so none of that matters.

He guards the house like security guarding an event,
And when he barks he scares people (to an extent).
He chews everything, especially his toys,
And when he chews, he makes lots of noise!
He plays in the water, and digs the grass,
And if you challenge him to a race, I guarantee you’ll come last.
If you see him, you’ll love him at first sight,
And when you give him a hug, make sure not to squeeze him to tight!