Xbox controller poem

You are red and you have buttons,
your triggers are as smooth as a dog's fur,
And your joysticks are rounder than the earth.

You make me smile,
You make me laugh,
You complete my commands on my behalf.

You're fun to play with,
and your buttons go click,
your fingers go SQUEAK!
and your triggers, they flick.

The way you control my Xbox makes me jealous,
you always know what's best.
You're a true remote,
and you really know how to game,
I hope I never lose you,
Your exciting entertainment has enriched my experience.