UNO/DOS/TRES (NAAH)

You can see my hand (but I'm still gonna win)
Just pick up a card that's lime green
yellow / green / yellow it's a test pattern
The best tactic is to just put the card down
Red is the best play, why would you choose green?
reverse it / reverse it / reverse it
like a car stuck in a parking lot
This is the longest game ever
"I can't believe I lost to Sarah!"
wait till someone has 3 or 2 then out a Draw 4 down straight up
(he was looking at my cards the whole game but I still won)
pick up / put down / repeat
"I'm the new Kham - he's one of the best
he's played for 12 years"
UNO! "Bro shut up!"
You never answer the phone or you have to pick up 6
wait / wait / it's your turn
(this guy's looking at my cards so hard)
Look how many cards I got? How many? This many.
It's just luck, 3 in a row
C'mon brah you need to win one
Get rid of all your doubles
Reverse back to you
UNO!
"You can't finish on a word card!"
With the lights off we're saving electricity
"I do have a tactic - I'm not telling you
until your sunburn goes away"
yellow / yellow / of course it's yellow
When I get home, I'm gonna pump
music and watch Netflix at the same time
"It's your turn sir"
When I get home, I'm going to go to sleep
and look at that wall (I'm grounded,
I broke my i-phone)
I'm figuring out what to do
I just pick them up (they say it's karma)
Getting inside tips from the master
"I'm scary as a gremlin, especially
at night" just when you think
it's a green, go
you need to keep on playing