The mighty kangaroos, springs in their legs

Jumping, leaping, bounding, with paws on chest 

Roos towering sky-high, all turned their heads

They’re fearing the worst, or hoping the best

 

With a swing of an arm, a slash of claws

The relentless battle has been kicked off

A thump and a bump, a threatening pause

After some time, a splutter and a cough

 

The roos, bucks, joeys, a bolt from the blue

Heads back down, appetite of destruction 

As if nothing hit, no hullabaloo

But alas, yet another disruption

 

The two-legged monster, the thing's got no fur

Now now, please leave us alone monsieur