Concealed Qualities of My Drink Bottle

Glossy, glistening, crimson, complexion
More vivid than fresh blood from a gaping, mortal gash
Flawless physique requires no correction
At no point will I give you up to discarded, distorted trash

Serving well, alleviating my thirst
With vigour to strenuously squirt
Fight crime, my sidekick, with hydrous burst!
When it comes to combat, youʼre the expert

Though thereʼs countless like you in appearance
Total of treasured elements is perfect one
Wasnʼt just ʼcause of the sale clearance
At no point will I regret what Iʼve done

None could fathom your relevance, your potential
Outweighing others in capability, credential
For some, you may appear a bland flask. Me?
Describing you is an effortless task.