i hate trees

(told from the perspective of a coal mining corporate overlord)

Who needs the environment when I have money.
Who needs wildlife and mother nature when I have fossil fuels.
I can stand on the mountains of my money to avoid all these petty problems
I hate all this talk about the necessity of the ecosystem
I hate this propaganda and protests outside my skyscrapers
I hate this nature surrounding my coal factories
Most of all I hate the trees
I have no need for trees all they do is block my land
And wreck my property