J.P.R. Williams

When I was born
It was beared to me
By a Welsh person
Which I was soon meant to be

I called it J.P.R. Williams
For numerous reasons
He was good looking and smart
And was also said to be the greatest of the lions

We took him to games
One by one
To support the Welsh
And dominate the scrum

My little bulldog is great
Wearing red and white
He is doing the Welsh proud
And Breathing them a new light

J.P.R. you are getting old
All that partying has taken its toll on you
Cuts, bumps, bruises it doesn’t matter
To me you shall forever remain new!