I am a driver, I experience an amazing sense of speed,
coming up to a corner I must slow down, brakes are what I need.
The callipers squeeze the discs so tight that the metal begins to glow,
as the rear end slides out an effortless glide, I’ll give them all a show
I am a platformer, I jump high to the next level,
I eliminate my enemies, one by one for I am untouchable.
The competition is no match for me, as I free-run from block to block
I am the master, claiming my rewards. What treasure do I unlock?
With a controller in my hand there’s nothing I can’t create,
and it’s always so much better when I do it with a mate.
That’s it I’m almost there, perhaps a golden trophy or an achievement can it be,
Never mind, it can wait for now, my mother is calling me for tea.