My lemon tree

Under my lemon tree, I sit 

As l feel drops of lemon water

Drop on me like spit.

I love sitting under my lemon tree.

When I sit under my lemon tree

I normally pat my dog.

I found something in the push,

Oh something to sit on, a log.

The log was rather prickly 

It gave me a blister.

I turn around and

It's my sister.

I said "what do you want? I'm trying to relax,"

But she said "what are you doing?"

"That's my log."

She said "nah, I found that when I was walking."

"Whatever, enjoy," I said with a grin

"What are you smirking at?" she said .

She sat on the log and I said

"You’ll see later with all the prickles on your butt!"