My Ocular Object

My ocular object, my mystical object

My object that does help me see.

 It helps my eyes, my eyes you see,

Are fuzzy, just like the knees of a bee-

This object that is brown, that  is blue, that is black

Helps  me see and use the Apple Mac.

(Though I don't even have a computer like that

And even then I'd prob'ly think it was a mat

Without this object, my eyes are like that)

This object, (My glasses, If you haven't guessed)

Is perfect for wearing if you're, say, depressed.

(No it doesn't make you look like you've got a crest

Or that you like living in a bird's nest)

I put on my glasses when I'm getting dressed

These wonderful objects give the gift of vision

To people like me, and my mum made a decision-

To get me some glasses (I tried on five pairs)

She had to walk up a whole flight of stairs.

Now thanks to my glasses, I can give threatening  glares!