My Raptor

I found a velociraptor on a cold winter day.
The breeze hit me just like snow.
I knew he would be roast beef if I left him there alone.

My raptor is as smart as a robot.
When I touch his teeth,
he bites.

He says "goodbye",
and when I am not at home he sneakily watches TB.

Oh raptor you're my favourite,
better than the rest.