Random Thoughts P2

I am not genius
like Albert Einstein
but I know
how to make toast

I am not as great as my friend
but if you need an opinion
I can tell you about how to lose brain cells
because I’m an expert at that

I am not the river
if you drop a rock in me
I won’t ripple

I am not as plain as water
the opposite of chilli
I burn like ashes
after a bush fire

I am a brain turned
off for 4.5 business days

I am tired like a panda sleeping

I am a god like Beerus
going round deciding whether to destroy universes

I am omnipresent like the sky
because the sky5’s everywhere

I am omnipotent
like the world breaker Hulk
when he gets angry
he gets stronger and stronger

like a steel beam