It is thick and chunky.
It is green and muddy.
It is sneaky as a ninja.
And a suspicious criminal.

When it sees you,
It swifts like a flash,
Growls like a tiger,
Ready to tear you apart.

It lives in a muddy pond.
The pond is as stinky as a sock,
As dirty as the sewer,
As brown as a brownie.

It’s the largest reptile.
Be aware when you are near a muddy pond.
It is watching you, waiting for the time,
To surprise you and swallow you entirely.