Sir Pouncey of Cream

Second day worried
cat couldn't find
where is he? where is he?
preys on my mind

Sock drawer invaded
underwear under siege
singlets enslaved
they all bow to Sir Pouncey his liege

Sharp as a brick
vain as a queen
pink nose and pink butt
his colour is cream

Silly silly cat
jump in the bath
soap everywhere
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Sometimes playful
but mainly most days
he sits on my bed
does nothing but laze.