There once was a crazy mechanic,
Who was rather crazy and manic.
He went to his car,
But left his crowbar.
Oh, that crazy mechanic.

Then that crazy mechanic,
Who never liked the Atlantic,
Slapped in some turbos,
And went to the servo.
Oh, that crazy mechanic.

Next that crazy mechanic,
Who never ever did panic,
Put in some fuel,
With a strange tool.
Oh, that crazy mechanic.

Later that crazy mechanic,
Whose cousins are all Germanics,
Went to Bombay,
And gave it away.
Oh that crazy mechanic.